Brilliant!

"Not I said the fly."
"Not I said the fly."

How ridiculously stupid is that.
I could have written the same folksy forays

little jiggity jigs making

millions of children laugh
the whole world over
through the decades.

Although,
I tried to delight
just two today and

failed miserably.
Neither one of them laughing
nor I, for that matter.

So I settled with

"Not I said the fly."
"Not I said the fly."

Then laughed hysterically
at the satire.